A horse and a chicken were walking one day through the Farmer's fields.

And they were walking and they were talking and all of a sudden the horse fell into this huge pit. This pit was deep. And the horse tried jumping out and he tried climbing out and nothing was working. He just couldn't get out of this pit. So he yelled up the the chicken, "Hey Chicken! Run back to the Farmer's house and get his new car and some rope, drive out here and get me out of this pit!"

So the chicken ran back to the house, got some rope and the Farmer's brand new BMW 530 and drove into the fields. He came to the pit that the horse was in, tied the rope to the back of the BMW and threw the other end into the hole. The horse grabbed the rope and the chicken drove the car off, pulling the horse up safely.


A couple of weeks later.... same horse, same chicken, same field. They were walking and they were talking and all of a sudden the chicken fell into the same huge pit. And the chicken tried jumping out and he tried climbing out... but again, nothing was working. So he yelled up to the horse, "Hey Horse, You remember how this works... get the BMW and the rope and get me out of this thing!"

But the horse shook his head. He just stood there, whipped his penis out and threw it down in the hole. And the chicken climbed up easily and was saved.

What's the moral of this story?
If you're hung like a horse, you don't need Daddy's BMW to pick up chicks.